Execute Order Sixty-Seventh

Order Sixty-Six was famously the beginning of the end of the traitorous Jedi. Orders One through Sixty-Five were mostly mundane; Move the fleet to intercept Bothan spies, Imperial Karaoke Rooms must close by zero-one-hundred hours, bring me a chicken-salad sandwich... that sort of thing. Order Sixty-Seven? MERCHANDISE!

Behold! The Emperor's favorite merchandise, plus a revisit of some items we've covered this week. You will certainly find something you will want for yourself. Everything is happening as the Emperor has foreseen.

Grogu Mood Lamp

The Emperor has a soft spot for tiny green Force-users. Ask anyone! This little glowing mood-light is one of his favorites. He, like many in the Empire, found the antics of little Grogu absolutely adorable, and displays this 6-inch moodlight with pride on his bookshelf.

Porg LED Mood Light

It is said The Emperor's granddaughter came across these flightless fowl while traveling. The Porg can be noisy and irritatingly curious, but when they stand still and simply glow, they're actually quite useful as an accent lamp. Let them light the way in these dark times.

Yoda Motion Lamp

If you like tiny green Force-users, you may appreciate this motion lamp; glowing green orbs flow in a clear column of water all while the Jedi Master Yoda watches from above as he would a youngling training session. The Jedi may be no more, but we can still remember the days when the Jedi weren't enemies to the Republic.

Darth Vader Bathrobe

The Emperor's own apprentice was rescued from a lake of fire and kept alive using his fearsome plasteel armor. While it may protect him from harm, it wasn't the most comfortable arrangement. His armor was redesigned into this handsome bathrobe for when responsibilities were light and enemies were few. You don't know the comfort of this dark robe!

Mandalorian Dinner Set

The Mandalorians are most notably known for their bounty-hunting abilities, and their ubiquitous armor, but when they are between bounties, they are known to feast on delicacies found across the galaxy, paid for with their distasteful if necessary work. This dinner set will feed four, or one if the Mandalorian in question doesn't do the dishes for half of a week. Emblazoned with a shiny metal mudhorn and mythosaur emblems, this dinner set, as the Mandalorians would say, is the way.

Darksaber Table Lamp

Among the first Jedi was Tarre Vizla. He created the Darksaber as a testament to his ability as a Jedi and his need to blaze a different trail. While most lightsabers were red, blue, green, sometimes even yellow, white, and purple, his was the only black lightsaber, making his the stuff of legend. This lamp may not cut through a blast-door, but it will look great on your office desk.

May the Fourth Be With You

We do not yet know the future of the Star Wars Universe. Always in motion is the future, so keep your focus on the present. Be mindful, and the Force will guide you. Thank you so much for exploring our tiny corner of the Galaxy with us. Stay safe, and may the force be with you!